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I’ve never played Elden Ring, but I think I hate Elden Ring
Fuck Elden Ring, all my homies hate Elden Ring.
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The Monster at the End of this Book is the peak of literature
A harrowing tale of paranoia and betrayal.
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5 movie scenes that scared the ever-loving shit out of me as a kid
Tim Burton owes me at least three therapy sessions.
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20 years later, Resident Evil Remake remains the quintessential zombie experience
2002’s souped up spookfest through Spencer Mansion still dazzles to this day.
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I would (and likely will) sacrifice my first-born for the new Pokemon starters
A rational, levelheaded analysis of the newly unveiled gen 9 Pokemon starters.
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about us
A miserable little pile of secrets.
The Team
Who wrote this trash, anyway? Oh yeah, I did.
CONTACT US
Unless you’re mad. Then leave us alone.