If you’re ever in the mood to see how spooky I found every movie reviewed as part of The All-Time Scariest, here is your handy listing right here! If you’re ever in the mood to eat a sandwich, I highly recommend a reuben.

Wandered here accidentally? Here’s the primer on what The All-Time Scariest is all about. Remember, these ratings are not necessarily a reflection of how good these movies are, just how scary I deemed them to be!

0 paws out of 5

• Children of the Corn (2020), Kurt Wimmer – Reviewed 23 February 2024
• Demonic Toys (1992), Peter Manoogian – Reviewed 13 October 2022
• Pet Sematary Two (1992), Mary Lambert – Reviewed 5 October 2022
• Resident Evil (2002), Paul W. S. Anderson – Reviewed 20 October 2022
• Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004), Alexander Witt – Reviewed 28 September 2023
• Saw X (2023), Kevin Greutert – Reviewed 27 October 2023

0.5 paws out of 5

• The Cellar (1989), Kevin Tenney – Reviewed 6 October 2022
• Evil Dead Rise (2023), Lee Cronin – Reviewed 31 July 2023

1 paw out of 5

• Nope (2022), Jordan Peele – Reviewed 15 August 2022
• Smile (2022), Parker Finn – Reviewed 1 November 2022

1.5 paws out of 5

Nothing yet! How eerie.

2 paws out of 5

Nothing here, either! Positively ghoulish.

2.5 paws out of 5

• The Housemaid (2016), Derek Nguyen – Reviewed 12 October 2022

3 paws out of 5

• Talk to Me (2022), Danny Philippou, Michael Philippou – Reviewed 28 November 2023

3.5 paws out of 5

Still yet to find one. Can you?

4 paw out of 5

Still hunting for that 4 paw spook.

4.5 paws out of 5

A rare scare… but where? Not there (yet)!

5 paws out of 5

The Exorcist (1973), William Friedkin – Reviewed 26 December 2023

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