If you’re ever in the mood to see how spooky I found every movie reviewed as part of The All-Time Scariest, here is your handy listing right here! If you’re ever in the mood to eat a sandwich, I highly recommend a reuben.
Wandered here accidentally? Here’s the primer on what The All-Time Scariest is all about. Remember, these ratings are not necessarily a reflection of how good these movies are, just how scary I deemed them to be!
0 paws out of 5
- Demonic Toys (1992), Peter Manoogian – Reviewed 13 October 2022
- Pet Sematary Two (1992), Mary Lambert – Reviewed 5 October 2022
- Resident Evil (2002), Paul W. S. Anderson – Reviewed 20 October 2022
- Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004), Alexander Witt – Reviewed 28 September 2023
0.5 paws out of 5
- The Cellar (1989), Kevin Tenney – Reviewed 6 October 2022
- Evil Dead Rise (2023), Lee Cronin – Reviewed 31 July 2023
1 paw out of 5
- Nope (2022), Jordan Peele – Reviewed 15 August 2022
- Smile (2022), Parker Finn – Reviewed 1 November 2022
1.5 paws out of 5
Nothing yet! How eerie.
2 paws out of 5
Nothing here, either! Positively ghoulish.
2.5 paws out of 5
- The Housemaid (2016), Derek Nguyen – Reviewed 12 October 2022
3 paws out of 5
Still yet to find one. Can you?
3.5 paws out of 5
3.5 is yet to come.
4 paw out of 5
Still hunting for that perfect 4 paw spook.
4.5 paws out of 5
Surely you’ve seen the amount of 0 paw movies to know this isn’t happening anytime soon.
5 paws out of 5
Well, where is it? Where is my All-Time Scariest?!
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