Category: Columns
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Ant a problem.
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Make it Tremors, but in the sky.
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Once stared down a Xenomorph and survived. True story.
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Spookier and scarier than a werewolf bar mitzvah.
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Big shoes to fill.
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Turn into a rubber ball and BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE.
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Nyanyanyanyanya… (repeat ad infinitum)
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Behind those kind eyes lays the dormant heart of a coldblooded killer.
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He hates water! Especially wet water!

