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Ranking my cats based on how effective they would be in a bodega
The article you’ve all been waiting for.
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The All-Time Scariest: my ongoing hunt for a movie that will frighten the bejeezus out of me
Spookier and scarier than a werewolf bar mitzvah.
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Hire me, please: I’m an excellent travel writer and a horrible tourist
La chasse au poulet.
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Sweater’s Revenge: the internet is in an uproar over April O’Neil’s tiddies
Contained within: lots of synonyms for the word ‘boobs’.
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