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I cheated at every Give Yourself Goosebumps book I ever read
Reader beware… you callously manufacture the scare!
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Triangle Strategy has exposed my inability to make responsible choices
Popularity Contest: the Game
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Hey, PR staff, I am really not the right guy to contact
Unless you’re into dick jokes, of course.
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Tom Brady’s return maintains the last bastion of my fledgling NFL fandom
For me, a love-hate relationship. For him, a blissful ignorance of my existence.
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Feline Friday: The Cat in the Hat
Behind those kind eyes lays the dormant heart of a coldblooded killer.
about us
A miserable little pile of secrets.
The Team
Who wrote this trash, anyway? Oh yeah, I did.
CONTACT US
Unless you’re mad. Then leave us alone.